Job Wanted

Semi-Educated person actively seeking position in the Employment Field. Cannot do anything that requires: manual labor, more than two hours in front of the computer, anything that requires individual to be on their feet for more than 30 mins, concentration, or travel of any kind. Must have flexible hours where I may not show up until 11AM and may be allowed to leave by 3PM. Must have paid time off for medical appointments, tests, and or errands. Must have great insurance and vacation plans; as I will need at least six months off a year probably for illness or simple exhaustion. If there is flu/cold/cough in office must be allowed to work from home or will be off sick for at least two weeks. Will fail most drug tests per legal prescriptions and may have to take Vicodin while in office. May also require afternoon nap.

Please email if interested or would like to run your business into the ground courtesy of MS.